What shouldn't you Google?
09.06.2025 17:32
Internet will always tell you that you’re dying. Better see a doctor, instead.
Blue Waffle
A sex offender with a horribly deformed face. There’s a meme based on him. His face may look funny to some people. Still, it would scare and trigger some people, so don’t search it up.
US Steel workers see hope of job security in deal with Japan’s Nippon - Financial Times
. (Single period)
Photo
If you search it up, you can see everything NSFL. Just, don’t. Don’t and never google it.
Shows images of blood and gore. If you are sensitive to gore, don’t search it up.
If you search up a single dot/period (literally ‘.’) on YouTube, it’ll show scary Youtube videos titled “.”. The more dots you put, the scarier you see. If you’re easily scared, don’t google it.
A commercial of 3 men having a threesome sex. 1 men is penetrating the other man, while the other one sucks the penis of the other man being penetrated. Causes nausea, but isn’t as shocking as goatse.
Shortcuts App to Get Revamp With Apple Intelligence Integration - MacRumors
Applebeans
Elisa Lam was a teenager in the Cecil Hotel. She was in the corner of the elevator appearing to look scared, but there was nothing scary, causing people to speculate that something paranormal has happened. Elisa Lam vanished without a trace. The residents at Cecil Hotel complained about the low water pressure, and some complained about the brown water that tasted funny. Then, when the maintenance workers checked the water tank, they found a dead body, that was responsible for dispensing the water. It is thought that they don’t have clear water to dispense anymore, so Elisa Lam was in a water tank.
Two girls one cup
Alabama reports its first 2025 case of this dangerous virus - AL.com
Cock
Funkytown gore
A genetic disorder which causes a baby to have eyes very near to each other, or have 1 eye. Babies with cyclopia are also noseless and instead have a probscis. They have no nose and therefore won’t survive longer than a day.
Moving sucks, but decluttering helps - The Verge
Krokodil
Reddit 100
Nikki Catsouras was a teenager who died in a brutal car accident. The photo shows Nikki’s brutal death, with her body messed up and her head split into 2. The photo can be found in Reddit, so if you’re browsing in Reddit, be careful.
What are some fun/kinky things to do with your partner?
While it shows completely normal images at first, you can see disgusting images if you scroll for too long.
A street drug that causes gangrene, eating your flesh. It gives green scaly things and therefore is known as Krokodil. If you wanna look up the animal, search up “Crocodile”.
In 2013, a man got arrested for searching up this. Don’t search it up if you don’t wanna get arrested.
What’s something you did a lot as a kid that you don’t miss now that you’re an adult?
Cyclopia/Real life cyclops
A disease which causes black things on teeth. It gives alot of pain and is also known as tartar.
Freesound, Baby Crying
A website that contains traumatic gore and death. Don’t search it up if you’re a minor or have a weak stomach because it contains graphic violence.
Another term for penis, which is a male genital for peeing and sex. If you want to look for the bird, search up “Cock bird”, “Male chicken”, “Rooster”, or other similar search terms.
Junko Furuta was a 17 year old schoolgirl. She was held captive and raped by 4 boys because she declined their proposal. They did cruel things to her like putting fireworks in her anus, dropping dumbells on her belly, etc. It was on for 43 days and on the 44th day, she died.
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Tub girl
Prince Albert Piercing
A photographer bought a 32-year-old sick horse and shot it for a photoshoot. Then, his girlfriend, Jasha Lottin, climbed inside the carcass of the horse with so much blood, naked. The photo shows a smiling naked asian girl inside a dead horse with too much blood.
What caused the decline of the Soprano crew?
Fournier
Mr. Hands
Applebeans is a DeviantArt and Derpibooru artist who draws grotesque body horror versions of MLP characters.
A piercing that can be applied to the tip of a penis. Therefore, don’t search it up if you’re a minor.
Pressure cooker bomb
There was a girl named Fan Man-Yee in Hong Kong who was addicted to drugs. She stole her husband’s wallet and he immediately noticed and was so pissed off, he asked for the money back. The girl gave 4,000 back but he wanted more. His husband couldn’t wait so he sent his 3 friends to go kidnap her and bring her to him. She was raped, tortured, and beaten by 4 people. 1 man suggested that she could be a punching bag. Her skin was burnt with candle wax and her legs were conjoined by melted plastic so she couldn’t move. After she died, the gang didn’t know where to hide the body, so she used the hair to make noodles, stuffed the hair in an oversized Hello Kitty mermaid plush, and fed the remains to a dog. Many people that went to the apartment reported hearing the cries and screams of Fan.
How is TikTok able to censor porn?
A soundtrack. When it comes to the YouTube video, it’s about 4 girls smearing poop and vomit to each others’ bodies. Afterwards, a girl pukes on the shit and butt. It’s like a sequel to the previous one, except with more girls and worser.
Hello Kitty Case 1999
Porsche Girl
A disease that causes a baby to have scaly skin, holes for ears and nose, red eyes, and red lips. Between the scaly skin is blood. What’s sad is they have suffered so much. Just don’t search it up, it’s very scary and will make you cry because of how triggering it looks.
Bedbug laying eggs on teeth.
This isn’t brutal/creepy. This is just a Freesound SFX, but you can accidentally play it while your volume is on. If you hate baby crying sound effects, don’t search it up.
What blowjob techniques do you use for your man to cum inside your mouth?
An extremely disturbing photo of a large asian girl wearing a superhero mask, with knees around her head, having diarrhea, with what looks to be orange juice coming out of her rectum, flowing in an arc which ends in her mouth.
An extremely graphic movie trailer where 2 girls poop into the cup and eat their poop. Then, they vomit at each other.
An extremely disturbing case. Lacey Fletcher was abandoned and abused by her parents, Sheila and Clay. Lacey Fletcher wanted to eat the cushion because she had nothing to eat. After 12 years sitting on the couch, her parents went to her house and found that she is melted alive, covered in larvae and poop. Police investigated the parents, and parents said she hated taking care of her, then they got arrested. It is also the reason why you might have Lechophobia, a fear of couches.
Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?
Lemon Party
Calculus Bridge
Livegore
Horse blanket girl/Jasha Lottin
A movie of 2 men having anal sex with a horse. 1 of them died from this.
Your symptoms
An art gallery website that shows very creepy images. Those who are brave will search it up.
Mouth larvae
Elisa Lam
A disgusting video of a girl vomiting into the bowl, then eating the vomit and vomiting over and over again, until there is blood.
A sex position where a woman is bent over, usually on all four’s, and gets fucked in her pussy/ass by a man.
Brian Peppers
Goatse
Gnosis Art
Junko Furuta/44 Days of Hell
A gangrene disease that can occur on a penis, scrotum, or taint. If you want to look up Evan Fournier, make sure to include his first name.
Mummified monk statue
Guro
Peanut the dog
Fear of being stared at. It shows creepy staring images that cause insomnia. If you’re easily scared, don’t search it up.
Lacey Fletcher couch/Melted girl in couch
Scopophobia
According to WatchData, If you search up Reddit 50/50, there is a 50% chance you can get good stuff, and 50% chance you can get bad stuff. But just don’t. It shows gory images that cause trauma.
Bowl girl
A disturbing mexican video about a man getting tortured, skinned alive, having his hand cut, and injected with steroid. One of the videos freed himself in the rope and tried to reach up into his face. There is also funkytown music in the background, hence the name. If you want to look up the song, search up “Funkytown music” or “Funkytown song” instead.
4 girls fingerpaint
A paper mache monk statue with a monk that has passed away in the 11 AD. There’s an unconfirmed possibility that they have done self mummification, that essentially entails turning yourself into a mummy while you’re still alive, by self-starvation, self-dehydration, and self-poison.
A man stretching his anus to a length of his hand. He wears a gold ring. It is featured on some sites that has been taken down, and is often linked by trolls to cause nausea. Just don’t search it up, it’s that disgusting.
Peanut is the ugliest mutt ever. If you don’t want to see weird dog photos, don’t search it up.
Shows a photo that is like Tub Girl, but this time there is a boy, instead.
A fictional disease that causes a woman’s privates to turn blue.
Doggystyle
Reddit 50/50
Harlequin ichthyosis/Harlequin fetus
Dario in the tub